How does it work?
Duncan Wilson (MD, PHD, MOD) made the Wario-vampire spectrum intentionally complex to ensure that only the worthy have access to it as well as to increase accuracy of the spectrum. You can find your place on the sprectrum throught this simple process:1: Submit your home address and phone number
2: Post a photo of your reflection in the mirror
3: Chant the incantation three times in the dark
4: After all this you should receive a vision of where you score on the Vampire + Wario spectrum
(an example of one such vision is shown in figure 1) Fig 1.
The individual who had this vision allegedly wanted to test the score of the organization EVIT (which scored a 600 on the spectrum). When asked for comment they only replied "I attend EVIT"