BURGER-TOPHAT PARTY NO. 1

ABOUT

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BURGER TOPHAT W'S

This page catalogues the many victories of the Burger-Tophat party, because after all: you can't spell victory without "burger tophat"!^{[Citation needed]} The fraction at the end is a count of how many of the top 5 Kahooters were using delectable Burger-Tophat icons

2022/12/15, 4/5
2023/01/06, 2/3
2023/01/17, 4/5
2023/01/18, about 2/5
2023/02/08, 3/5

THOUGHTS ON...

The education system?

Education? That's just silly stuff that ought to be banned! I mean, if the people can "discern from right and wrong", then where will our voterbase go!?

Corruption?

Really cool! But you didn't hear that from me.

Monkey-Spacehelmets?

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AND FURTHERMORE I'LL

Skeleton-Gamings?

Not good, but not bad. Certainly better than M****y-S**********s, but nowhere close to the brilliance of any burger-based party. I mean they're just bones, nobody likes bones! We have juicy layers, crunchy lettuce, a smokey patty, and even a nice hat

Third Parties?

Third parties? THIRD PARTIES??? Listen, politics isn't about what the majority thinks or wants, it's about what I want and forcing everyone to do what I want. To me, third parties are nothing but people who should be Burger-Tophats (the correct (my) party)

Burger-Vikings?

TRAITORS! ALL OF YOU! I THOUGHT THE PEOPLE WHO STARTED THE BURGER-TOPHAT PARTY WOULD RESPECT PARTY INTEGRITY! BUT NO, THEY MADE A FORK WITH AN ADMITTEDLY-COOLER-BUT-MUCH-LESS-EDIBLE HAT! DON'T MAKE FORKS! YOU EAT BURGERS WITH YOUR HANDS DUMB DUMB!!

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